Nasty bathroom ninja.
To the bathroom culprits in my floor: I have never had to live in such close quarters with such NASTY people. Honestly, I’ve seen poor, starving children in 3rd world countries that can clean after themselves MUCH better than you can. THINK A LITTLE (considering you’re in the honors dorm and all I think you can do that.) and remember tiny little facts that will make the other 30 girls you share the bathroom with a lot more comfortable. Such as: the first toilet on the left’s handle needs to be pushed down harder to flush, and throw up and/or ramen DOES NOT go into the fucking sink. This way we can avoid ugly situations such as the nasty bitch that left her fucking diarrhea sitting in the toilet and stinking up the fucking bathroom all night for everyone else to use. GET A BRAIN CELL’S WORTH COMMON SENSE: be fucking respectful of others AND the janitors. Damn. /*end of soapbox*/
